For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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