Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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