"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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