Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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