I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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