im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
