I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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