nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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