that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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