he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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