i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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