It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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