Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I need to calm my uterus...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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