hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Buhtt sex?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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