i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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