Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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