Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
being pregnant is like rehab
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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