If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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