last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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