So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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