Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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