rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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