Grow some girl-balls and come out already
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
