Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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