I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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