Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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