I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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