it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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