I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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