The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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