jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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