I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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