my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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