I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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