Where did you get a picture of my penis
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
