that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You are a booty call, not a friend.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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