just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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