I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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