Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
If I die, sorry about rent.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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