I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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