I wanna bring you to show and tell
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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