i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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