he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He shit in the fireplace
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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