I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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