My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you didnt know i had herpes?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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