She's JV to your varsity
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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