normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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