I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
we should paint friendship bongs
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