My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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