Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
