I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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