Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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