i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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