god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I party with great urgency now.
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