you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I will be naked everywhere
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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