Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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