I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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