Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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